Mike's Wretched Hive of Scum & Villany
The Original
DarkWhiteWolf
AKA Mike In Boise

Luke: Is the dark side stronger?

Yoda: No just quicker, easier, more seductive.

A thing I love about children is they accept people without judgement. Anyone kind to them and their close circle is ok. When my son was young I thought it was great how if a space alien landed and had dinner, he would not be scared or anything, the alien was just someone from another place. We are all someone from another place one way or another.

But we can’t have this! What? Teach our children to get along with others? Teach children that people can have their own ideas, and choose how to live! Hell no!  It is not enough to teach our children values, but we must teach them how to hate others, or else our agenda might not fail. We cannot have people living differently! So to truly screw up our kids lives, here is a guide to teaching children how to hate. Hate in the name of goodness is good hate, remember that! Forget being rational, it is good hate, righteous hate, justified hate. We do not want to socially and technologically advance, no!  We want hate!

General rules to hating:

We must tell our children to dislike anyone different. If THEY are not a carbon copy of US, they are “ONE OF THOSE” only ONE OF US is acceptable, all of THOSE that do not become one of US must be dealt with. THOSE are not qualified to live their own lives as THEY see fit. Therefore hate is justified, forget being rational remember.

Religious hate:

Now son THOSE over there go to the church across town. THEY pray weird, and think God said different things. OUR interpretation of the same holy book is correct, WE are the favored ones, the unfavored ones will be toasted by god. Some of THEM do not even pray at all. THEY want to separate you from god!  THEY want you to do weird things too, avoid THEM, kill THEM, hate THEM. Our endlessly loving god said to!

Racial hate:

Young lady beware of THOSE types with that skin color. All THEY ever do is take jobs, breed, and steal, steal, steal from US, then breed again before stealing more. Everything that is wrong with the world is their fault, THEY cause every bit of misery that ever happened to US. Remember THEY want to breed with you for better status for THEM, then steal more money from US.  Lets forget science and that all humans come from the same place. Our gods favor US, and those who look like US, only mate with those like US. And never run over one of THEM riding a bicycle, it might be your bicycle!

Sexual hatred:

Now there are some who only want romantic relations with the same sex as they are. Let’s ignore this is found all over nature, and could more than a choice. THEY only do this to make US hate THEM therefore THEY are irrational. THEY do not deserve to be treated as people. THEY only exist to play with your butt. Every waking moment of each and every day all THEY think about is playing with your butt. THEY do not have jobs, because THEY are thinking about your butt. THEY do not seek education because they are thinking about your butt. All THEY do is sit and collect government handouts because THEY carry disease, and THEY want to plant it in your butt. THEY do not go to movies, THEY do not read books, and THEY do not converse with others, unless the topic is playing with your butt.  THIER entire existence is centered on your butt.

Political hate:

Remember children other political parties only exist to ruin the country. THEY want to destroy the principles of the nation, THEY want us all broke and homeless. Do not mind that we all have the same goals just different ideas of how to get there. Forget that both sides lie like bear rugs, THEY force US to lie, because THEY can not accept responsibility like WE do. THEY must be stopped at all costs. THEY have no morals, or else they would be in OUR political party.

Additional ways to hate:

1. To hate others find insulting words, and address THEM by it continuously.
1. For added points call them closed minded and stupid after they give up trying to speak with you.
2. Think of outlandishly ridiculous reasons to hate them, and then make up evidence that they do those things, and spread it all over. The internet is great for this.
1. For added points call them closed minded and stupid after they give up trying to speak with you.
3. Then use the made up material as factual source material, and instantly claim victory.
1. For added points call them closed minded and stupid after they give up trying to speak with you.
4. When presented with any solid evidence against your hate agenda cover your ears, shut your eyes, and loudly repeat your hate mantra over and over until the others give up.
1. For added points call them closed minded and stupid after they give up trying to speak with you.
5. Remember you must place THEM in a narrow scope, and claim that all of THEM are exactly the same. They are not just people living their lives, they only exist to destroy YOU! And your butt!
1. For added points call them closed minded and stupid after they give up trying to speak with you.
6. Only surround yourself with those like us. Only read books written by us, or else you might discover THEY are regular people like US. We can’t have that!
1. For negative points think about walking in another’s shoes.

This concludes your guide to teaching kids how to hate. We hope you enjoy spreading unnecessary misery to the next generation.