Ok I see to have a popular well read blog all you have to do is talk about politics, sex or shrimp recipes. Ok I will meet market demand in this market driven world. Indulgence is one of lifes little treats.
(Work of fiction)
Once htere was this politician, and he was corrupt, he voted to expand government in both socialist policies, and military-industrial policies. Taxes were out rageous, the economy stunk, and corporations were able to raid retirement funds with out answering to anyone, never mind going to jail.
Then while showing his face at a religious function with a simultaneous showing of Passion of Christ and Ben Stein Expelled on a split big screen, a congressional page came in and winked at the politician.
They two men had naughty Emails then had sex stuff done to them, then played footsie in the bathroom, and it got showen on You Tube. News stations changed the political party of the politician to the other party, so nobody claimed them. Not even their mothers would claim them.
They ended up in jail, counseling, and on the porn offender registry. While in jail they made shrimp for the inmates so they did not get booty raped in the shower.
Corrupt Politician SHrimp Recipe
One package of Snack Ramon noodles
Some pre cooked shrimp
Cook the Snack Ramon as directed
add the prcooked shrimp
Eat!
The end....
The Original 
